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by ~FrenchBELLE
Bad Video GamesBAD VIDEO GAMES   
I held the gun ready. My palms were sweating up a stream and my arms hurt from hold up the shot gun for so long.  
But I wouldn’t give up! I had a planet to protect!  
I was-  
Shots were fired and I looked around for the source. I waited behind a box in the old wearhouse and heard the monsters ripping their meal apart, limb from limb. The sound made me want to throw-up but I held back my meal. I emerged from my hiding place and opened fire, stricking down three of them. Four others ran in opposite directions.  “Shoot,” I muttered, walking forward to inspect the mangled corpse. I Bad Video Games
by ~FrenchBELLE
Loss adn LoveAs the summer of 1155 crept nearer, the inhabitants of a small village were gathered in the local church. Today was a special day, for two reasons. The first reason was the tenth anniversary of the founding of the uncharted village of Haylarh, a village twelve miles southwest of Stonehenge, near a town called Amesbury. Traditionally, all the town folk would gather in the market square and have a great feast. The other reason was that today was the wedding of Lana Easton and Jesse Collins. A young couple that had set their eyes on each other for as long as anyone could remember. The church looked amazing and so did the young lovers standing at Loss adn Love
by ~FrenchBELLE
Taking A LifeCold rain drops pelted against my head and shoulders.  My nails dug into the skin of my palms while my hands shook.  Tears that I’d been holding on for so long finally spilled over and mixed with the night rain. Overhead a gray cloud passed in front of the glowing moon. The brisk wind swirled my hair around my face and a few strands stuck from the rain.  The rough ocean below sounded uninviting as it furiously crashed against the cliff and protruding rocks.  From the shelter of the trees I couldn’t see me, but I could see me. I stepped closer and a twig snapped under my sneaker. I turned my head slightly as the f Taking A Life
by ~FrenchBELLE
Browse Gallery

REALLY FUNNY SHIT XD XD XD

Wed Oct 14, 2009, 10:55 PM
Alrighty then. I actually haven't been on in, like, AGES but I really really really had to make this Journal because it was the only way to make people happy these days. I've seemed to notice that not enough people are :D enough nowadays and if this doesnt make you laugh then thats basically the Universes way of telling you to FRICKING GET REAL!!!!! And also, if you don't laugh, your a freak and should really find this shit funny because everyone else does!!
And just for references, most of these are of fat people!!
If you wish to send me hate mail because you didn't find this shit particularly funny, then dont- I dont care that I called you that, nor do I care about the profanities you will obviously wish to send me!!
So, just follow the links and have a good laugh.

DUMB FAT CHICK FALLS OFF TABLE
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FAT KIDS GETS OWNED BY PAINTBALLS (contains hilarious swearing!!)
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FAT KID GETS HIT BY SKATEBOARD
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THIS ONE HAS TO HURT
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So yeah!! That's the kind of stuff i want to wittness for myself!! Hope you enjoyed it and laughed!!

B xxx

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  • Mood: Humor
  • Listening to: She's Got Me- H.R King

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Well, there's not much to say really. Im funny, loyal, smart (not in an Einstein way), and I would die a thousand times just to protect my friends and loved ones!!!
Im really into reading/writing, drawing, and music!!!!
THANK GOD FOR MUSIC!!!!!!!! If anyone ever took away music I would have a stroke or something! Then i would come back alive and kill the sorry bastard!!
I write my own songs, and I sing into my hairbrush (like the bad sitcoms) except that I want to persue a professional career in music.
Apart from that there's not that much to say; Im still in high school, I sometimes write stuff for the Newsletter and in years 10-12 I want to study Physio Therapy and Professional Writing. I want to graduate and then go to Uni.
Some of my Pet peevs are arrogance, popularity, pessimists, and people that are just plain petty!

FRIENDS:!!!!!!!!!!!
:iconspyroandcynder182: :iconchinaxbespoke: :iconloyboys:
I have no idea what I would do without these bitches but it would probably involve a massacre and a lot of blood!!!!!!!

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Hell...
  • Interests: Music; Writing; Chocolate; FALL OUT BOY!!!!!!
  • Favourite movie: Quarantine and Serenity
  • Favourite band or musician: Evanescence; Fall Out Boy; Escape The Fate; Town Hall Steps; Seether; Nickelback; Hey Monday!!
  • Favourite genre of music: Im not fussy with that, i just know what i do and don't like
  • Favourite artist: Leonardo da Vinci!
  • Favourite poet or writer: Stephenie Meyer; Richelle Mead; Derek Landy; J.K Rowling
  • Favourite photographer: Dont have one
  • Favourite style of art: Meh!!
  • Operating System: ?
  • MP3 player of choice: iRiver!!
  • Shell of choice: Mother Of Pearl
  • Wallpaper of choice: Taylor Lautner- yummy!
  • Skin of choice: Purple/Black. Or is it human skin?
  • Favourite game: Monsters vs. Aliens!! SO FUN!!!!!!
  • Favourite gaming platform: PS2 and Wii
  • Favourite cartoon character: Emily The Strange; Misery(Ruby Gloom)
  • Personal Quote: If I am a marshmellow then you are a Skittel
  • Tools of the Trade: Whatever an author uses!!

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~ChinaxBespoke Aug 17, 2009, 12:31:31 AM
hello my beloved recently-altered-wranger ;P i am sooooooooo bored :|

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Fred Weasly is my sxc wranger and dont you forget it!!!

Andy Hurley is my hawt as drummer :D

Dominic is smxy ;)

Billy is gawjuz ;P

I'm Nefarian Serpine in dA's SP Crew
I'm snazzy midget in Random nick-names club!!!
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~FrenchBELLE Aug 17, 2009, 12:36:54 AM
why dont you talk to peeps??

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TAYLOR LAUTNER IS THE HOTTEST THING IN THE WORLD!!!!!!
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I AM SHUDDER IN DA'S SP CLUB!!!!!!!!!!
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When you can't stay with the you love for your safety, would you stay with the one who loves you, just to keep them safe?
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~ChinaxBespoke Aug 17, 2009, 12:37:59 AM
because everyone worth talking to is offline! (apart from a few people of course ^^;) so hru and wot you doin?

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Fred Weasly is my sxc wranger and dont you forget it!!!

Andy Hurley is my hawt as drummer :D

Dominic is smxy ;)

Billy is gawjuz ;P

I'm Nefarian Serpine in dA's SP Crew
I'm snazzy midget in Random nick-names club!!!
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~FrenchBELLE Aug 17, 2009, 12:44:18 AM
i is writing or attempting to write my genre thingy for english. only problem? i keep having all these ideas and now i have like five different stories none of which are even REMOTELY related to anything like the themes we are supposed to be writing about. i've got 2 horrors, 1 drama, 2 combined and 1 romance. NOT HAPPY JAN!! plus i hav a writer block for WNJK and that has just pissed me off something cronic because i really want to keep writing the 2nd chapter but i cant think straight!! :icongrrplz:
wbu??

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TAYLOR LAUTNER IS THE HOTTEST THING IN THE WORLD!!!!!!
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I AM SHUDDER IN DA'S SP CLUB!!!!!!!!!!
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When you can't stay with the you love for your safety, would you stay with the one who loves you, just to keep them safe?
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~ChinaxBespoke Aug 17, 2009, 12:47:13 AM
hahaha well i hav no idea what to right caz my brain aint workin and im waitin to read sum more of your stuff ;) so yeah thats it, oh yeah and i think i broke me finger ^^;

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Fred Weasly is my sxc wranger and dont you forget it!!!

Andy Hurley is my hawt as drummer :D

Dominic is smxy ;)

Billy is gawjuz ;P

I'm Nefarian Serpine in dA's SP Crew
I'm snazzy midget in Random nick-names club!!!
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